David Spade Height

"There's always something funny about men chasing women."

~ David Spade

Actor and stand-up comedian, David Spade has starred in movies such as Tommy Boy (1995), Black Sheep (1996), Joe Dirt (2001), The Benchwarmers (2006), The Ridiculous 6 (2015), and The Wrong Missy (2020), etc. In comedy, he is known for his sarcasm and making fun of everyone... including himself.

About David Spade's Real Height

Now everyone is aware of the fact that David Spade is not the biggest guy ever -- in fact, he is known to be... well small. Tiny?

Yes, this small dandy man is listed as 5'7" tall on IMDb -- which is not that short if you think about it. But the thing is that we are sure that's David Spade's rounded-up height and not real height.

People often add a few inches to their height, this is not something new, and most often they get away with it too, but not in this case.

After taking a careful look at David Spade and comparing him with some other people, we think Mr. Spade can hardly pass as 5'6" tall, let alone 5'7" -- in fact, he can sometimes look as short as 5'5".

Well, we just hope David Spade doesn't take offense at this, we are calling a spade a spade after all.

The real height of David Spade is

5'5½" or 166 cm

Kevin Hart, Rob Schnieder, David Spade, Kevin James, Jimmy Fallon, Conan O'Brien, and Shaquille O'Neal Height comparison
Kevin Hart (almost 5'3"), Rob Schneider (5'3½"), David Spade (5'5½"), Kevin James (5'8"), Jimmy Fallon (5'11½"), Conan O'Brien (6'4"), and Shaquille O'Neal (7" now, 7'1" in his prime) Height comparison

For reference, here is the average human height around the world.

Country Male Female
Indonesia 5'4" 4'11"
India 5'5½" 5'½"
Mexico 5'6½" 5'1½"
China 5'6½" 5'1½"
Japan 5'7½" 5'2½"
Brazil 5'8" 5'3"
Russia 5'9" 5'3¾"
France 5'9" 5'3¾"
United States 5'9¼" 5'4"
United Kingdom 5'9½" 5'4¼"
Canada 5'10" 5'4½"
Australia 5'10" 5'4½"
Germany 5'10½" 5'5"
Netherlands 5'11½" 5'6"
Dinka people of South Sudan 6" 5'7"

Data collected more or less from Wikipedia and some other sources. Expect a slight discrepancy from real life. A more detailed chart can be found here.

"You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun."

~ David Spade