Rob Schneider Height

"I try not to worry about what that's going to look like. If you worry about looking stupid, that's when you look really stupid."

~ Rob Schneider

American actor, Rob Schneider is known for having appeared in some of the worst movies of all time, like The Hot Chick, and Deuce Bigalow.

About Rob Schneider's Real Height

Could it just be that Rob Schneider is so unlucky that after having appeared in some of the worst movies of all time, and after having perhaps one of the worst surnames of all time, he also happens to have the misfortune to have the worst height for all time?

We are joking of course. Rob Schneider is short but short is not bad in any way. If there are a few downsides of being short, there are also many benefits as well -- but none that women seemed to be aware of (alas!).

Anyway, IMDb lists Mr. Schneider at a stately five feet and three inches and after taking a look at him and comparing him to a few other small and big people (like Tina with big feet, and big Skytriss), we think that listing suits him rather neatly.

The real height of Rob Schneider is

5'¾" or 162 cm

Kevin Hart, Rob Schnieder, David Spade, Kevin James, Jimmy Fallon, Conan O'Brien, and Shaquille O'Neal Height comparison
Kevin Hart (almost 5'3"), Rob Schneider (5'3½"), David Spade (5'5½"), Kevin James (5'8"), Jimmy Fallon (5'11½"), Conan O'Brien (6'4"), and Shaquille O'Neal (7" now, 7'1" in his prime) Height comparison

For reference, here is the average human height around the world.

Country Male Female
Indonesia 5'4" 4'11"
India 5'5½" 5'½"
Mexico 5'6½" 5'1½"
China 5'6½" 5'1½"
Japan 5'7½" 5'2½"
Brazil 5'8" 5'3"
Russia 5'9" 5'3¾"
France 5'9" 5'3¾"
United States 5'9¼" 5'4"
United Kingdom 5'9½" 5'4¼"
Canada 5'10" 5'4½"
Australia 5'10" 5'4½"
Germany 5'10½" 5'5"
Netherlands 5'11½" 5'6"
Dinka people of South Sudan 6" 5'7"

Data collected more or less from Wikipedia and some other sources. Expect a slight discrepancy from real life. A more detailed chart can be found here.

"Women always feel like they're being stared at and judged, and rightfully so."

~ Rob Schneider